Shopping Mall

Dirty joke _ read at your own risk
 

Boy :- Mujhe Dog Food lena hai.
SALES GIRL :- Kya aapke paas Kutta
hai ?
Boy :- Haan ghar pe hai.
SALES GIRL : Sorry ! Store policy hai ke jaroorat dekh kar item sale karo......
 

NEXT DAY
Boy :- Mujhe Cat Food lena hai
SALES GIRL :- Sorry Sir pehle Billi laa ke dikhaao.
3 din baad boy bag le ke store aaya aur bola: Bag mein haath daal ke saboot dekh lo.
SALES GIRL hath dal ke boli :- Koi Garm, Geeli aur Mulayam cheez hai....
Kya hai ?
Boy :- Ye meri Tatti hai, aur mujhe aaj "TOILET PAPER" lena hai.......